First off (this is a pro tip completely unrelated to the subject of this article) don’t be one of those people. The people who book reservations at key Toronto (had to go all blogTO for the SEO) restaurants on Valentine’s Day. Those sparse spaces are for women who need to eat before being eaten out, not you.
Today’s not about you, single lady. However, Bumble, the dating app, has got your not-going-to-be-bent-over-the-bathroom-sink-back this Valentine’s Day.
The official 411(?) or is it 101(?), whatever the mom in Mean Girls called it, that’s what I mean, is this (directly copied and pasted from Eventbrite):
This Valentine’s Day, we’re celebrating with a global domino effect party, starting in New Zealand and ending in Los Angeles. Here in Toronto, you’re invited to join us at Bar Bumble, where we’re taking over for one night only with DJ Dre Ngozi.
Grab your fave plus one or make the first move with someone new to make new connections over drinks, games, and the dance floor.
We’re excited to see you on February 14th at 9pm at Bar Bumble, 522 College Street in Toronto! Tap to let us know you’re interested in attending, and be sure to show your Bumble profile to get in. Please note there is no guest list, so come early!
You’re technically supposed to match with the event in on Bumble BFF’s but you can just click here to RSVP. You’ll need to show the app to get in (first time you’ll open that puppy up before 1am on a Friday, am I right? No? I’m the only slut here? OK, cool).